What's New, Harper Drew? Series By Kathy Weeks 3 Books Collection Set - Ages 9-11 - Paperback

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• What's New, Harper Drew? My name is Harper Drew. I’m using my new journal to take note of all the totally ridiculous things that seem to go on around me with my family and friends. I seem to be the ONLY ONE who sees this all of this stuff for what it is. Completely BEYOND normal. Recently I’ve been logging Drew Dial Ratings for all the mayhem. On a scale of 0 to 10, how likely is someone to SAY or DO something that would be less sensible than (for example) … a demented camel? First up is the annual Drew trip to France… and while there might not be camels, there are BATS and Llamas
• and my brother Troy who is so obsessed with his hairstyle, he won’t even go swimming… that’s a whole lot of ratings. I’m just hoping I land an invite to Maisie Felix’s party when I’m back to distract me from the Drews… for one whole evening! Talent Show Takeover My name is Harper Drew. I wasn’t sure I was going to carry on with this journal. I started it in the summer holidays to write down the mayhem happening around me. I thought it might have calmed down by now but I should have known better! For starters there is a snake on the loose in my neighbourhood
• a 6ft Python called Betty to be exact, my dad’s decided to re-tile the bathroom and NOBODY is allowed in there, and my older brother Troy seems to be constantly kitted out in expensive designer clothing. I’m the only one who has noticed he’s acting shifty … But I need to focus on organising a talent show to raise money for the local foodbank. It’s going to be great … apart from the fact Troy seems to care more about gaining more followers, aka his “DesTroyers” on his YouTube channel, than he does about helping me out. Can Harper find a way to show her brother that kindness is more important than being popular? Lights, Drama, Action! I’M HARPER DREW AND MY LIFE IS COMPLETELY BEYOND NORMAL! Sometimes it’s hard to believe this is a regular week in my household, but I’ll let you be the judge … There is a nit infestation. My little brother is making them race across the kitchen counter. Gross! My friend Edward just had an important basketball match. Let’s just say it was ELECTRIC (and not in the way you might think)! My grandparents are taking part in a TV house decorating show. My grandpa REALLY likes animal print … OH… and my big brother has been signed to model for a hair brand. So right this second there’s a camera crew spraying shampoo around my living room. They seem to think he’s some kind of celebrity. What has happened to the world?